Kill the bongos guy

What is it with Dubai's fasciantion and having a guy play bongos at a club?? It is probably the most annoying thing that a human being can come up with. The bongos completely destroy the rythm of the music, especially for electronic music. The person that came up with the idea should have their testicles deep fried in oil and then have him eat them with some ice cream. It is completely absurd! You go to a club in dubai and all of a sudden this guy jumps onto the bongos and start beating those things like a lunatic with no cohesion what so ever with the music. It is a disgrace and an insult to the dj. Not just that, but the guy playing the bongos begins performing these body movements which resemble a chimpmunk on speed.

Please, to all the promoters in Dubai, enough with the bongos. The A-list djs that you get is more than enough and lets just enjoy the music they play. Next time i see a bongo guy at a club, i urge the crowd to attack him and kick the shit out of him or put all your hands in the air and give him the middle finger. And please lets not get a guy on the sax instead to play alongside Danny Howells spinning... unbelievable!!!!

So, fuck you bango guy. Hope you read this. And to you promoters.. enough, the idea sucks. Sister Bliss did it best, when the bongo guy annoyed the hell out of her and completely destroyed the beat... she just waved at him to fuck off....